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NY Jets RB Tom Jones Retires From NFL To Pursue Singing Career
Ignoring repeated pleas from general manager Mike Tannenbaum to reconsider the financial ramifications of the move, Jones insisted that his decision was “not unusual”
Illegal Man Downfield Sentenced To 10 Years In Prison
The brutality of the crime as well as the audacity of the defendant to commit it in broad daylight in front of an estimated 63,132 witnesses were cited as key factors in the harsh sentencing.
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