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MLB
Alex Rodriguez Busted Using One-Night-Stand Enhancer
“…I just wanted to prove to everyone that I was one of the greatest Lothario’s of all time. I am very sorry and deeply regretful.”
Omar Minaya Indicted In “Human Trade” Scandal
He is accused of trading the labor of Aaron Heilman, Endy Chavez and Jason Vargas in return for the labor of J.J. Putz, Jeremy Reed, and Sean Green.
Tampa Rays To Announce Layoffs During The World Series
Sternberg went on to assure Rays’ fans that Scott Kazmir will make the game 1 start
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