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Ladell Betts Suffers Torn ACL, MCL, Undershirt

Betts was rushed to nearby Parkland Memorial Hospital where doctors performed medical tests on the knee while tailors pre-treated the undershirt to remove pesky grass stains.

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Illegal Man Downfield Sentenced To 10 Years In Prison

The brutality of the crime as well as the audacity of the defendant to commit it in broad daylight in front of an estimated 63,132 witnesses were cited as key factors in the harsh sentencing.

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